19 February 2007

How Well Do You Know Me?

Blow me, ChatterBean.In order to capitalize on the absolute glut of do-it-yourself quizzes available nowadays, I decided to find out

How Well Do You Know Chris?

Just click the link, then head on back and tell me how you did.

UPDATE: You know what? DON'T take my quiz. ChatterBean is not a good quiz system, and my readers deserve better. You hear that, ChatterBean? YOU SUCK!!

12 comments:

Mophia said...

"Basically, you an incomplete human being. Maybe we need some serious quality time together. Or maybe you just suck so much that I refuse to spend time with you. In either case, you don't know me well at all, which means your life as you know it is HORRIBLE. I'd feel sorry for you, but I don't do that."

How will i live with myself... I'll just visit MM :)

SzélsőFa said...

Sorry Chris, the test is unfair. I got TWICE AS MUCH points/percentage as Mophia (no offense towards Mophia, truly), but all I've got was what she got. I scored 30%, she 15%.
That is UNFAIR.
And what upsets me the most that you, yourself scored 30% as well. The table at the end reveals that. Who else would be the one named 'me'?
;-P

Chris said...

Yeah, after I created the quiz and took it myself, I realized that ChatterBean sucks at being a positive quiz experience.

There are only three levels of responses and the percentages are locked by the system; I couldn't alter it at all. You have to get above a 50% to get a different response than the ones you guys got. The system is limited in a number of irritating ways.

You know what? DON'T take my quiz. ChatterBean is not a good quiz system, and my readers deserve better. You hear that, ChatterBean? YOU SUCK!!

SzélsőFa said...

But your quiz was fun and don't stop making quizzes if that's what pleases you :)
A more distinguished answer would have been better - but who I am ?

Chris said...

You, as I have stated before, my dear, are Szélső Fa, a highly recommended Hungarian sharpshooter and assassin, an ex-saboteur for the Yugoslav resistance forces, and a national folk hero to the Congolese for your instrumental role in bringing down the Bantu insurrectionists.

Listen up, people: her name is Szélső Fa. It loses its meaning when you drop the ‘Fa’, so don’t shorten it. She will kill you without hesitation or mercy. I made that mistake once and it very nearly cost me my life. Sometimes at night, after the screaming in my dreams has stopped, I lie awake and still feel the itch in the place where my eye used to be…

SzélsőFa said...

Chris, you are one of the few who knows me so well. I am ever so thankful for you for this excellent description. Have you tried yourself at how well do you know me? I think you should - check the test from my little partisan bunker...But I doubt anything might come close to reality about me, ever.
*still laughing*

Mophia said...

lol... how well does anyone know me? >.> maybe i'll have to make a quiz

Chris said...

I know you very well, Mophia. In fact, I am standing behind you right now...

SzélsőFa said...

Chris, you are not careful enough. My senses tell me that you have not tried yourself at how well you know me.
The decision is yours...The good Fiskars axe is mine...

Anniina said...

I must say that considering the two of you are supposed to be assassins, I know both of you pretty well... perhaps I am a ninja myself, and am, even now, setting my traps... or perhaps I'm a psychic with mystical powers able to read minds across vast distances. Either way... you know I'm listening....

Mophia said...

Luckily I am not an Assassin... though i have linkpearls for both, DarkAssassins and StealthLeadAssassins. I think that people are just fixated on assassins though. Really... the profession of assassin is going to the donkeys these days.

Anniina said...

Funny, I too have a linkpearl for DarkAssassins... :P One more level and I, too, can begin ninja training. the world be warned.